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iou-a-spock:

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

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sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why





batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe





samspurpletoothbrush:

(x)
panicking

samspurpletoothbrush:

(x)

panicking









bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you





alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that





COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL 

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster




spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.